11 Signs That You Are Obsessed With German Shepherds

Jul 13, 2020

Once you’ve loved a German shepherd, you’re addicted forever.  They are simply the best breed ever.  Not only are they beautiful, they are brave, loyal and so smart.  German shepherds also make the best of friends so it’s impossible not to be obsessed with them.

How can you tell if you’re an obsessed, German shepherd addict?  Here are 11 signs:

1. They are on your clothes

If you open your closet and find German shepherd t-shirts, hats, tote bags, and socks, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you wear your German shepherd hat with your German shepherd t-shirt, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you’re always on the lookout for new clothes that have a picture of what looks like your dog on it, you’re definitely addicted.

2. You only drink your coffee out of your German shepherd mug

If the first mug you reach for in the morning has a German shepherd on it, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If your coffee doesn’t seem to taste as good out of any other cup, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you feed your German shepherd you’re breakfast while you drink your coffee, you’re addicted to German shepherds.

3. You’re obsessed with the best German shepherd swag

If you stop your social media scrolling to check out all the German shepherd swag every time you see something new go down your wall, you’re definitely addicted.  If you are constantly looking for the best collar, tags, leash, harness, and other dog gear, you’re definitely obsessed.  If you buy your dog a new leash and have to get the matching collar, tags, and key chain you’re addicted to German shepherds.

4. You can’t stop thinking about German shepherds

If you stop to meet every German shepherd puppy you see, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you are constantly on the lookout for German shepherds, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you like every German shepherd page, group, and rescue across all your social media accounts, you’re definitely addicted to German shepherds.

5. You’re friends tag you in all things related to German shepherds

If all your friends on social media start tagging you in every German shepherd post they see, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you like every post and watch every video they tag you in, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you thank your friends and ask them to “keem ‘em coming,” you’re addicted to German shepherds.

6. You get into passionate debates about German shepherds

If you find yourself getting into passionate debates with total strangers on social media over the subject of German shepherds, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you spend hours reading every post from your German shepherd groups and judge those who don’t know how to take care of the breed as well as you, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you can chat online with anyone, for hours, about German shepherds, you’re addicted to German shepherds.

7. Your German shepherd eats better than you do

If you make sure your dog eats better than you do, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you have memorized every ingredient, in every food on the market, and know which one is best for your dog’s health, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you spend hours worrying about what to feed your dog and study each new formula as it comes out, you’re definitely addicted to German shepherds.

8. Your German shepherd has more fun than you do

If you save your money so you can buy your dog all the best toys, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you plan your vacations and trips so that you can take your dog and your dog can have actual fun, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you make sure your dog gets plenty of play time even if that means you don’t get a break, you’re addicted to German shepherds.

9. You talk about your German shepherd all the time

If you are constantly talking about your dog, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you take pictures of every cute or smart thing your dog does, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you’re friends eyes glaze over at dinner because you bring up the subject of your dog again, you’re definitely obsessed with German shepherds.

10. You rather stay home with your German shepherd

If you rather stay home with your dog, you’re addicted to German shepherds.  If you stay home so you’re dog won’t be lonely, you’re obsessed with German shepherds.  If you’ve ever cancelled your plans because you feel bad about leaving your dog at home, you’re definitely addicted to German shepherds.

11. You’ve made friends with other German shepherd addicts

If you’ve laughed and cried with people over your mutual love of German shepherds, you’re a German shepherd addict.  If you’ve made deep and lasting friendships because of German shepherds, you’re obsessed with them.  If you have a circle of friends who share your love of the breed and support each other, you’re the luckiest kind of German shepherd addict.

Please let us know what makes you a German shepherd addict-please share these signs with your German shepherd friends.