- You think everything your dog does is genius.
- You become obsessed about dog food.
- You never pee alone.
- You’ll never be able to sneak a snack again.
- Your dog has more Facebook friends than you.
- There will never be enough room on the bed.
- Personal space is a thing of the past.
- They are always in your business.
- All indestructible toys are destroyed in 5, 4, 3, 2…..
- You unfriend people who don’t like your dog.
- You can never own too many balls.
- You can’t move off the couch because the dog is comfortable.
- You fake sick so you can stay home with the dog.
- You buy a car because your dog likes it.
- You read all vacuum cleaner reviews.
- A wet nose replaces your alarm clock.
- Your heart’s been stolen but your home is protected.
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